Brian Berrebbi is an actor, comedian, writer, and assasin living in New York. Selected TV, Film, Sketch, and Commercial Reel Hi. I’m Brian Berrebbi. I’m an actor/comedian/writer/ninja born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. I’ve been performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade since 2001. I have done over a thousand performances in runs of over fifty different shows, and am currently on house team Penthouse Riot. - TV Credits: Royal Pains, 30 Rock, Law & Order, The Unusuals, Important Things w/ Demetri Martin, Michael and Michael Have Issues, The Jimmy Kimmel Show, SpikeTV Video Game Awards, and about a dozen bits on Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien. - Pilots: A/V Club, from the creators of the “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee”, the ABC prank-show ImprovEverywhere. - Films: The Winning Season (Sundance 2009) w/ Sam Rockwell, Rob Corrdry, & Emma Roberts, The Last Film Festival with Dennis Hopper and Leelee Sobieski. - Writing: MTV’s The Andy Milonakis Show Seasons 2 & 3. - AT UCB: Former harold teams Monkeydick and The Fucking Kennedys. Co-wrote and starred in the nine month run of “The Darkside of the Moon Show” (TimeOut NY Critics Pick, Gothamist Crtics Pick, Flavorpill Pick and L Magazine Reccomended) a sketch comedy play set entirely to the Pink Floyd album, “Ross Meets the Wizard” (TImeOut NY Critics Pick), the 18 month run of Real Real World as Zorn the Ruthless, George W. Bush, and Director. I’m most recognizable from my commercials for T-Mobile (“Secret Lovers”) , and I’ve also done commercials for Mastercard, ESPN, Nabisco, Bank of America, SpikeTV, FUSE, Expedia.com and a few others that aren’t as cool. I love Battlestar Galactica, minored in neuroscience, and own a set of nunchuks. My proudest accomplishment however is creating the phrase “Coleslawesome” which didn’t catch on at all.Tumblr (3.0; @berrebbi)http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_Oj0-splZw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_Oj0-splZw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Putting the Ho in Holy: Abstinence-Only Christian faux-Gangsta Rappers song “Side Hug”, because regular hugging is too sinful.</p> <p>(via ) BoingBoing</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257158696http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257158696Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:18:35 -0500<br/><br/><p>Speaking of frak, this cake is awesome and IT HAS A PLAN.</p> <p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5412064/cylon-cake-i-got-dibs-on-the-working-red-eye?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29&utm_content=Google+Reader">via Gizmodo</a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257134154http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257134154Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:53:30 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0d64ecb5797dd9/4b0c28491e73d826/7d3a6280/-cpid/c36a80c5cb0d1fe" id="W4727a250e66f97234b0d64ecb5797dd9" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0d64ecb5797dd9/4b0c28491e73d826/7d3a6280/-cpid/c36a80c5cb0d1fe" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stereogum.com/archives/video/neil_young_covers_the_fresh_prince_theme_102711.html">Neil Young Covers The Fresh Prince Theme</a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257124729http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257124729Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:43:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Muppets doing Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome, but reminds me: what the frak is the deal with Gonzo and his beastiality of chickens?</p> <p><a href="http://thehoulywoodreporter.tumblr.com/post/255891233/thedailywhat-stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch">thehoulywoodreporter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/255866981/stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-the-hell-out-of">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: </b>The entire cast of <i>The Muppet Show</i> perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.</p> <p>(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/86943/An-All-New-Muppet-Video">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>We are definitely doing this at Houlie-oke.</p> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257118438http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/257118438Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:37:12 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnpjzY6jJ1qz7c3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At the Fallon show waiting to see The Pixies w/ Purns</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/256731459http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/256731459Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:43:03 -0500“Each stun, of about 110 volts, delivers a shock that immediately and effectively disables the lobster’s nervous system, allowing you to brain-stab or boil with no fear that you’ll be going to some sort of hell presided over by giant lobsters”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Carrie won’t let me cook lobsters for us because she can’t stand thinking they feel pain when boiled. The Crustastun. guarantees they feel nothing, and are part of a hot internet meme.</p> <p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5411560/lobster-taser-now-weve-tasered-everything?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29&utm_content=Google+Reader">Lobster Taser meanvia Gizmodo</a></p></em>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/255757561http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/255757561Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:16:30 -0500<embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:256380" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed><br/><br/><p>My favorite kid now has a bodyguard - (skip to halfway thru)</p> <p><a href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/251018400/this-daily-show-clip-features-a-couple-brookstone">patbaer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This Daily Show clip features a couple Brookstone jokes, that 10 year old who won’t say the pledge, and Mick Foley.</p> <p>Thanks, Daily Show. This is just what I needed.</p> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/251174760http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/251174760Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:12:02 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbdryuHs11qz7c3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hippos are scary, <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2009/11/hippos_killing_crocodile.php">via </a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/248595494http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/248595494Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:57:34 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/247672762/tumblr_kt9zs1zPVy1qz7c3k&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Leonard Nimoy covers “Put A Little Love In Your Heart”, (but to me it’ll always be the song from the end of Scrooged that Bill Murray makes the audience sing)</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247672762http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247672762Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:57:37 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyvumx3Yo1qzcitfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>File this under the “stuff i want my kid to do when i have one”</p> <p><a href="http://mattcoats.tumblr.com/post/246646103">mattcoats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>our baby is internet famous!</p> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahbabies.tumblr.com/post/245488834/allnightlong">fuckyeahbabies</a>:</p> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247531495http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247531495Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:26:48 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NGvQAJG2DJA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NGvQAJG2DJA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Most single men in the eighties were clearly serial killers.</p> <p><a href="http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/247254770/more-footage-from-an-era-when-video-dating-was">justcraig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>More footage from an era when video dating was king.</p> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247528965http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247528965Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:23:33 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924727&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924727&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924727&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dangurewitch.tumblr.com/post/247333602/paranormal-activity-deleted-scenes-written-by-me">dangurewitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924727">Paranormal Activity Deleted Scenes</a></b>, written by me and David and directed by Sam. SpoOoOoKy. <a href="http://digg.com/movies/Paranormal_Activity_Deleted_Scenes">Digg it</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247527087http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247527087Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:21:22 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9seybHml1qz7c3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Silly scarf thinks its a sweater.</p> <p><a href="http://www.inewidea.com/2009/11/13/12017.html">via I New Idea Homepage</a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247524917http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247524917Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:18:34 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9s9hhtYf1qz7c3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mouse Trap doubles as Mouse Coffi <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/for_a_proper_burial_mouse_trap.php">via Geekologie</a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247522245http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247522245Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:15:17 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9s4eIj1f1qz7c3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More room for activities! Couch that turns into bunk bed, posted cause i’ve always wanted a bunk bed. <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/pillow_fight_couch_transforms.php">via Geekologie</a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247519889http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/247519889Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:12:14 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LlT5wvBbVEw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LlT5wvBbVEw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>When i have a kid i hope he’s this awesome. Also, i want that shirt. This kid shows many Americans are not smarter that a fifth grader.</p> <p><a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/246325352/everything-about-this-clip-is-great-soupsoup">katespencer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everything about this clip is great.</p> <p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/246310115/10-year-old-explains-he-wont-pledge-allegiance-to">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> <p>10 Year Old Explains He Won’t Pledge Allegiance to The Flag Until There is Liberty and Justice for All.</p> </b></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/246584030http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/246584030Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:57:49 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1zbwMFD41qz7c3ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donut Seeds, via <a href="http://ffffound.com/image/3c0bc690f603fb363250c1e0190139cf5ba5b0e0">FFFFOUND! </a></p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/242614588http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/242614588Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:07:08 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gmazKyK6LA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gmazKyK6LA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>REM on Sesame Street “Furry Happy  Monsters”</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239614592http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239614592Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:04:37 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hHC3M7KL2ns&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hHC3M7KL2ns&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Oscar the Grouch, Billy Joel and Marlee Matlin sing “I Love You Just The Way You Are (Even if You’re Grouchy)”</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239603633http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239603633Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:53:16 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7B3P-WANiQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7B3P-WANiQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Elmo and Hootie and the Blowfish, “Hold My Hand (When You Cross the Street)”</p>http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239601026http://berrebbi.tumblr.com/post/239601026Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:29 -0500