NEWS and OTHER JUNK

Nov
26
10:18pm

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Nov
26
10:10pm
the food chain of mythlogical creatures, though incomplete - neglects werewolves, vampires, cthulu. And at the very top, Bacteria. Always bacteria!
via FFFFOUND!

the food chain of mythlogical creatures, though incomplete - neglects werewolves, vampires, cthulu. And at the very top, Bacteria. Always bacteria!

via FFFFOUND!


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Nov
25
1:18pm

Putting the Ho in Holy: Abstinence-Only Christian faux-Gangsta Rappers song “Side Hug”, because regular hugging is too sinful.

(via ) BoingBoing


Nov
25
12:53pm

Speaking of frak, this cake is awesome and IT HAS A PLAN.

via Gizmodo


Nov
25
12:43pm

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Nov
25
12:37pm

Muppets doing Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome, but reminds me: what the frak is the deal with Gonzo and his beastiality of chickens?

thehoulywoodreporter:

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.

(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)

[via.]

We are definitely doing this at Houlie-oke.


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Nov
25
3:43am
At the Fallon show waiting to see The Pixies w/ Purns

At the Fallon show waiting to see The Pixies w/ Purns


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Nov
24
11:16am
“Each stun, of about 110 volts, delivers a shock that immediately and effectively disables the lobster’s nervous system, allowing you to brain-stab or boil with no fear that you’ll be going to some sort of hell presided over by giant lobsters”
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Carrie won’t let me cook lobsters for us because she can’t stand thinking they feel pain when boiled. The Crustastun. guarantees they feel nothing, and are part of a hot internet meme.

Lobster Taser meanvia Gizmodo


Nov
20
5:12pm

My favorite kid now has a bodyguard - (skip to halfway thru)

patbaer:

This Daily Show clip features a couple Brookstone jokes, that 10 year old who won’t say the pledge, and Mick Foley.

Thanks, Daily Show. This is just what I needed.


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Nov
18
11:57am
Hippos are scary, via

Hippos are scary, via


Nov
17
5:57pm
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Leonard Nimoy covers “Put A Little Love In Your Heart”, (but to me it’ll always be the song from the end of Scrooged that Bill Murray makes the audience sing)


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Nov
17
3:26pm
File this under the “stuff i want my kid to do when i have one”
mattcoats:

our baby is internet famous!
fuckyeahbabies:

File this under the “stuff i want my kid to do when i have one”

mattcoats:

our baby is internet famous!

fuckyeahbabies:


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Nov
17
3:23pm

Most single men in the eighties were clearly serial killers.

justcraig:

More footage from an era when video dating was king.


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Nov
17
3:21pm

dangurewitch:

Paranormal Activity Deleted Scenes, written by me and David and directed by Sam. SpoOoOoKy. Digg it.


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Nov
17
3:18pm
Silly scarf thinks its a sweater.
via I New Idea Homepage

Silly scarf thinks its a sweater.

via I New Idea Homepage